Where are the boobs?

By Tom Haas, MD 7:49AMblog
Tags: breast implants, boobs, breast augmentation, breast implant companies,

Ok, here's my new idea for a website: www.wherearetheboobs.com. This site tells you at what minute of the movie you're dozing thru the boobs show up. Sort of like the 'run and pee' site that tells you when to pee and tells you what happened while you were gone for a minute or two.

The 'wherearetheboobs' site will tell you when the boobs appear, and for an additional monthly charge, rate the boobs, did they have a breast augmentation, quality in every shape and form, plot relationship - ok, not that...who cares about that.

I'll get the breast implant companies to buy ad space, bra companies, cosmetic companies (?Imaage). I'll have to check GoDaddy today and see if that name is available.