Dr. Thomas Haas' Blog Archive – February 2010
Tags: breast implants, boobs, breast augmentation, breast implant companies,
Ok, here's my new idea for a website: www.wherearetheboobs.com. This site tells you at what minute of the movie you're dozing thru the boobs show up. Sort of like the 'run and pee' site that tells you when to pee and tells you what happened while you were gone for a minute or two.
The 'wherearetheboobs' site will tell you when the boobs appear, and for an additional monthly charge, rate the boobs, did they have a breast augmentation, quality in every shape and form, plot relationship - ok, not that...who cares about that.
I'll get the breast implant companies to buy ad space, bra companies, cosmetic companies (?Imaage). I'll have to check GoDaddy today and see if that name is available.
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Tags: Tiger, pro golf,
OMG - didja watch or listen? Who didn't? How many layers of lawyers did it take to approve that 14 statement. I do not believe a Tiger can change his stripes. No amount of therapy...who's going to advise hime??? Who in the world has his set of experiences and circumstances?? And since when is there such a thing as 'sex addiction'??
I miss you on the golf course Tiger. I don't care about your personal life. Pro golf sucks without you and the Masters is coming up...argh.
Disclaimer - much above (but not all) said tongue-in-cheek.
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Tags: sucking fat, breast implants, boobs, the office, arrested development, hey now hank kingsley. larry sanders,
I've completely caught up on 'The Office' and am pretty close to knowing even the obscure character's names.
I've watched Jan get breast implants and Michael immediately became more of an incompetent, blathering, mysoginist...thought not possible.
I'm current on nip/tuck. That last episode with the therapist was really entertaining. Christian is my hero...not really but parts of him are.
Luckily I never got hooked on 'arrested development' because everyone says that's a hard one to quit. Who doesn't love 'hey now Hank Kingsley' from Larry Sanders days...are all these just meta versions of The office or do I have that backwards.
Thank goodness I got to go back to work today. Sucking fat and putting in boobs, or the other way around.
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Tags: Amelia Island, breasts,
Spending next four days chasing a little white ball around golf courses in Amelia Island, FL. Weather looks so-so but I'll have rose-colored glasses on and taking money from my friends makes the sun shine. Breasts will just have to fend for themselves for the weekend.
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Tags: cosmetic surgery, liposuction, breast augmentation, breast lift, tummy tuck, mommy makeover, Imaage,
Just shot a segment for Wave 3 for our new program called 'boobs for Haiti'. Imaage has pledged $100 donated to Haiti for every cosmetic surgery we do in the month of February. That includes breast augmentations, breast lifts, mommy makeovers, liposuction, tummy tucks, facelifts, etc.
I wanted to do something but of course there looks like there are plenty of docs down there and then I saw some heart-rendering photos of young newly-orphaned kids. That was the motivation.
We may be on Wave 3 this evening...2/1/10.
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